Pretty Little Head by Eliza Rickman
Boy, where's your mother? Fall down dead Dirty mind, dirty mouth, pretty little head I wish you were here, I wish you'd make my bed Dirty mind, dirty mouth, pretty little head
I hope you get everything you deserve. The sweetest or evilest thing you can say to someone. (via mainlyboredom)
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waywardwinsister:

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic


Beautiful.

pimp-eridan:

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

zachafalse:

elderdi0medes:

”The size of your clenched fist is approximately the same size as your heart.”

So remember kids. Semes don’t just have yaoi hands; They’ve got yaoi hearts as well. 

IM CRYING

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treesandfangs:

i am so glad i spendt my younger years learning the art of the man gaka so i know how to make such artwork
i accidentally turned the 3d text option on and scared myself

officiallindsayjones:

Ah you’re watching achievement hunter? I love them. The way they just [clenches fist] suck at those fricking games

I’m getting bad again but I’m too tired to care. (via itcuddles)
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